Dear diary,

Things are starting to heat up.

Too many deadlines, too little time, too laid back, too me.

I swear on whoever's honour one swears on that I must complete my articles by today.

Switching on auto-pilot, workaholic mode now.

Whrrrrrrrrrr.

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