Ramblings of a Convicted Half-wit

An online journal that (b)logs the incessant insignificants that pass through sq's gray matter every day. Pick up the pieces and make out the puzzle.

Friday, June 16, 2006

Ok, I couldn't help it, and you can buy 4D for all you want, but here's my 2nd and almost immediate post of the day. Hope you don't mind me ripping this off your site drea. :)

1) How old do you wish you were?
Old enough to spend my first million without arithitis.

2) Where were you when 9/11 happened?
Forgot. I didn't even really catch the footage. I don't remember people worshipping the days when millions of starving children die of diarrhoea every year.

3) What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
Kick it and if that doesn't work I'll kick the person who's in charge of it.

4) Do you consider yourself kind?
To myself? Yes. To loved ones? Quite possibly. To enemies? Perhaps too much.

5) If you had to get a tattoo, where would it be?
The upper back. Looks pretty cool. Though my mom would kill me before the pain does.

6) If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?
Spanish. It's like French on viagra.

7) Do you know your neighbors?
I have neighbors?

8) What do you consider a vacation?
Anywhere with the raw smell of untouched nature. A rooftop jacuzzi and a soulmate would be nice.

9) Do you follow your horoscope?
No, although I know what it represents, at least most of its positive aspects.

10) Would you move for the person you loved?
I would. But there are so many considerations really.

11) Are you touchy feely?
I hope so. Nothing is more therapeutic than the touch of human skin. Or writing, for that matter.

12) Do you believe that opposites attract?
I believe I do. Females and males are just two complete different species, no matter how similar and mentally aligned they claim themselves to be.

13) Dream job?
Famous writer, journalist, Casanova.

14) Favorite channel(s)?
HBO, Nicklodeon, Discovery Channel.

15) Favorite place to go on weekends?
Anywhere where the warmth/love is.

16) Showers or Baths?
Showers.

17) Do you paint your nails?
Do you dig your nose in public?

18) Do you trust people easily?
I believe that people have no reason to lie on casual things. And I usually talk about casual things.

19) What are your phobias?
Cockroaches. Heights. Dying without finding a soulmate.

20) Do you want kids?
As much as any self-respecting traditional Chinese male would.

21) Do you keep a handwritten journal?
No. If I can be too lazy to type, I will be too lazy to write.

22) Where would you rather be right now?
In bed. With or without company.

23) Who makes you feel warm and fuzzy?
Friends and family.

24) Heavy or light sleeper?
I would've slept through world war 3.

25) Are you paranoid?
No. I don't think that much, if I ever think at all.

26) Are you impatient?
A slacker? Is this a joke?

27) Who can you relate to?
Myself, because I think of myself as uniquely me.

28) How do you feel about interracial couples?
Splendid, as long as they are both of the human race.

29) Have you been burned by love?
Toasted to crisp and flipped onto the side to grill.

30) What's your favorite pick-up line?
I ain't got no favourites cuz I ain't got one.

31) What's your main ring tone on your mobile?
Samsung ringtone. I think I would need a licence to be able to describe the sound in words. Or a brain scan.

32) What were you doing at midnight last night?
Playing computer games.

33) What did the last text on your cellphone say?
Too lazy to find my phone.

34) Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
Mine. Lucky me.

35) What color shirt are you wearing?
Not wearing one now. Kinky.

36) Most recent movie you watched?
She's the Man. Quite funny shit.

37) Name three things you have on you at all times?
Myself, my personality and my underwear.

38) What color are your bed sheets?
It varies. Why would anyone wanna know?

39) How much cash do you have on you right now?
I'm guessing fifteen, the last time I checked.

40) What is your favorite part of the chicken?
Drumstick.

41) What's your favorite town/city?
Singapore. The most convenient place on the planet.

42) I can't wait till:
My next gym session. Call me shortsighted.

43) Who got you to join Blogger?
Me, but only after I persuaded drea to join. You can only have that much courage. Btw, I do not neglect my blog, merely giving it more personal space to grow.

44) What did you have for dinner last night?
Long John Silver's combo 2.

45) How tall are you barefoot?
1.86m. Neh-ni-neh-ni-poo-poo.

47) Do you own a gun?
Depends on what kinda gun you're talking about. :3

48) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Plain filtered charcoal-processed water.

49) What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
It's still a secret to me till I figure out what it is and how it works.

56) Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?
Logging on to match.com twenty times a day.

57) Last thing you ate?
Ban mian.

58) What songs do you sing in the shower?
I don't sing in the shower. It turns the water cold. As with my jokes.

59) Last thing that made you laugh?
A joke about curry spilling.

60) Worst injury you've ever had?
Concussion to the head. But that'll be something I can brag to my grandchildren about.

61) Does someone have a crush on you?
I wish. I'm easily contactable by all means and free from now till the day I die in case you're reading.

62) What's your favorite candy?
Wether's Original. Although I'm not sure if I spelt that right.

63) What song do you want played at your funeral?
Don't Worry Baby by The Beachboys or What a Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong

2 Comments:

  • At 12:56 PM, Blogger Unknown said…

    Hahahahaa...
    So damn funny! You're my neverending source of entertainment! Haha =)

     
  • At 12:19 AM, Blogger sq said…

    haha i'm glad i'm amusing in the least. lol.

     

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